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Dennis Forbes Dennis Forbes is a Toronto-based software architect. While focused primarily on the .NET and SQL Server worlds, Dennis frequently ventures outside of this comfort zone into game development and image processing. He has been published in several industry magazines, has been quoted in the Wall Street Journal and has been interviewed by NPR.

He is a vice president and lead software architect at an innovative New York City hedge fund back-office services firm.

Dennis has been working on solutions for the financial, telecommunications, and power generation markets for over 15 years.




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Wednesday, December 28 2005

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How Ridiculous

Rediculous - Results 1 - 10 of about 3,800,000 for rediculous.

It is ridiculous that such an obvious misspelling has become so prolific (correctness by repeated assertion), yet it's a great example of how contagious an incorrect spelling can be: Given that language is largely learned by example, it is inevitable that an endless exposure to malformed spelling will eventually infect the language of others, gathering a widening net of victims.

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This is more of a problem now more than ever, given that many of us have supplanted - or entirely replaced - the professional writing in our lives (newspapers, books, professional papers) with the amateur writing of bloggers and forum posters: The "good" influences - carefully authored, carefully edited professional writing - have given way to carelessly hashed-out entries by time-pressured bloggers and marginally-literate forum posters, in a domain where the accepted rules of netiquette strongly discourage pointing out spelling or grammar mistakes.

Those who point out errors in grammar or spelling are quickly marginalized as "Grammar Nazis". Ignorance rules the day, and the social pressure encouraging good spelling and grammar has dramatically declined.

English Is Non-Trivial, But Spelling is Standardized

English is a very difficult language, with a tremendous array of conflicting influences, and a byzantine array of specialized rules and conditions.

It is, for instance, very difficult to conform to all norms of grammar given that many of them are subjective and conflicting (and many self-appointed gurus have themselves made embarrassing errors). I have absolutely no doubt that this entry, for example, has over a dozen real or subjective grammar problems: From the incorrect placement of a comma, to the overzealous use of a compound adjective, to the use of a colon where a dash would suffice.

I certainly make no claim of perfection. Where I find that I've made an error (and I heartily welcome emails to this effect), I try to correct them as quickly as possible.

Nonetheless, spelling is standardized (with minor regional variations), so unless one is intentionally trying to extend or adapt the language, some effort should be exerted to check the standards references to ensure that one's usage is conformant, just as one would ensure that their CSS or HTML was compliant with the pertinent standards.

The Cost

The impact of the continued exposure to incorrect spelling and grammar can be extraordinary to observe. I've seen people corrected dozens of times, yet rediculous is so ingrained in their mind that they just can't break the habit. Soon enough other participants are perpetuating the misspelling, with the forum slowly diverging from correct English into some bizarre forum-localized lingo-ignoramus.

It might seem harmless, but this incorrect spelling starts infecting their professional writings (emails, instant messages, documents, signs, business cards - a domain where the laissez-faire attitude of the online world isn't acceptable), making them look ignorant and careless. That's if the fear of the same hasn't discouraged written discourse altogether (which is sadly very common. I've encountered plenty of professional acquaintances who avoid the written word like the plague).

It can even reduce the comprehension efficiency of written materials, as the reader's brain tries to rationalize the correct spelling on the paper with what they have stored in their memory cells.

It reduces general literacy.

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If a reader's first exposure to analagous (analogous) or ancilliary (ancillary) are in a hastily written blog entry or forum post, naturally they're going to adopt the incorrect variant, perpetuating it to other entries and posts. Like a virus the misspelling infects new victims.

Of course it should be noted that language is indeed a "living" thing, and it does evolve and change over time - the English we speak today differs greatly from the English of yore - but the sort of ignorance that I'm describing has nothing to do with extending or adapting the language. Instead it's simple contagious laziness.

Showing Regard For Readers

Good form or not, I am regularly going back and rewording old entries for improved clarity and readability, and occasionally even to correct spelling mistakes that made it under the radar (I have some eagle-eyed readers that very helpfully point out some of these errors. Rather than being irritated by the "grammar nazis", I am very appreciative to have the extra sets of eyeballs).

I do this primarily to ease consumption by readers: While the initial entry might have been rushed when too little time was available - but I thought the information or perspective were useful for someone - the entries live on and see far more traffic over time than at the outset. A correction here and there, and the refinement and rewording of a paragraph or two to make it more clear and concise, takes me a few moments, yet it saves dozens or hundreds of readers time in the future (and improves their comprehension of the content).

I consider the effort very worthwhile.

Furthermore, I try to run all entries through an up to date spell-checker before the initial publishing. To make the process more palatable, I have trained the spell-checker with all of my domain-specific terminology (the false-negative rate of spell-checkers is one of the primary reasons most people avoid them).

I don't want to appear ignorant by misspelling a common word, and I don't want to save myself a little time at the cost of every reader's time. I also don't want to pollute the vocabulary of readers with believable misspellings.

Industry Solutions

Just as one eagerly sticks a W3C validation banner on their page declaring their compliance with some level of specification, it would be intriguing to advocate a "spelling and grammar" standard mark. One that simply declares that the author actually cares, and does exert some effort to meet some minimal level of correctness in spelling and grammar. It would be a public sign indicating that they are open and thankful for comments and corrections regarding the same.

Furthermore, it would be advantageous if the major search engines - including blog aggregators and search engines - allowed one to refine results by grammar and spelling, optionally scoring academically correct content higher in the results. While sloppy spelling is no guarantee that the content isn't of value, there is a noteworthy correlation between the care and concern put into the spelling and grammar of an entry and the value of the actual content contained within: If someone couldn't bother spell-checking their entry, the factual content of their entry naturally has to come into question as well.

In the forum and blogging world, it would be beneficial if more tools supported convenient and efficient automatic spell-checking (the fact that no major browser has incorporated native TEXTAREA spell-checking thus far is a travesty. Any of them could have a killer feature if they simply added Word-like squiggly underlining of suspect words, with easy alternative corrections). As it is, many tools have nothing at all, and the few that do often host a ridiculously unintuitive, hacked-in partial solution.

Let's clean up English on the internet.

[TRAFFIC NOTE: This story, one of the few general interest posts I've made on here, has appeared on reddit, sending quite a few users this way. For those who've actually read this far, if you found this entry interesting I would appreciate if you could give an arrow up to it on reddit. Alternately if you think this is a dud, please give it an arrow down. Thanks!]

Reader Comments

"carefully edited" -- no dash after an adverb.

(:P)
Mr Powers @ 12/30/2005 5:13:08 AM
A British colleague recently attempted to convince me that 'hilight' was an acceptable spelling. Fortunate that my BA in English and my natural arrogance makes me argue in such circumstances. ;)

Anyway, English is not a hard language at all. I speak three languages fluently, all three from wildly varying groups (Germanic, Slavic and Finno-Ugric, the latter not even Indo-European!) and have briefly studied others. To anyone with any measure of linguistic talent, English is trivial to learn. This is a more important factor in its global spread than the British or American empires have ever been.

As a professional writer I can tell you that an extra pair of eyes is absolutely vital. A person fundamentally cannot be expected to catch all their own mistakes. I've heard sentiments expressed by great writers and translators that they would rather be forced to work with the nastiest, most irritating, nitpicking or incompetent editor on Earth than to not have an editor altogether.
Flasher T @ 12/30/2005 1:27:40 PM
Flasher T,

"English is not a hard language at all. I speak three languages fluently, all three from wildly varying groups and have briefly studied others. To anyone with any measure of linguistic talent, English is trivial to learn. This is a more important factor in its global spread than the British or American empires have ever been."

You are in a better position than most to make such a proclamation, however it absolutely goes against all common wisdom. In most linguistic surveys, English is neck and neck with Mandarin as the most difficult language, with Mandarin being noted as difficult primarily because of the wide set of kana.

The difficulty of English is the lack of consistency or logic in many of the rules, coupled with the complete lack of standardization.

As for English becoming the world language because of simplicity - come on, that's just silly. English became the global language because of some well timed maneuvers of Britain (and her "children") and then the US. No one decided to learn English because of simplicity - they did it because they really wanted to communicate with/visit/consume media from the US, at least in the modern world, and it is spite of the complexity.
Dennis Forbes @ 12/31/2005 7:19:34 PM
You wrote:
I have absolutely no doubt that this entry, for example, has over a dozen real or subjective grammar problems: From the incorrect placement of a comma,

Comment:
The capital "F" of "From" is not required after a colon ... is it? :o)

I agree about the lack of a spelling checker in web pages: it would be nice too to have a smart browser that could automatically translate colour-color and a dozen other "Americanizations" of the English language :o)
Mpemba @ 1/5/2006 1:10:43 AM
I agree with this deeply. Nothing says "I don't really give a rat's ass" than a spelling error in a dialog box or what have you. My personal pet peeve is spelling errors that make it into database schemas.

Having said that, I am now terrified that this comment has an error in it somewhere.
Greg Tomkins @ 1/6/2006 3:50:41 PM
Haven't read the whole "spelling" article yet, just noticed it on the list on the right while reading the one on teams, where you say:

>>> awaiting the next executive shuffle to meet out some doom on their orphaned projects.

That should be "mete"

And in one of your ?Off postings, you say you've "rallied against" but it should be "railed"
Ward Bush @ 1/6/2006 6:01:15 PM
Hi Ward.

Thanks for the meet comment. That entry was actually published accidentally this morning (I'd been posting it for several days, adding a tidbit here and there, and this morning accidentally posted and published. Doh) and hadn't gone through final review, and of course the typo wasn't caught by the spell checking.

I'm sure there are other errors as well, so I'm proofing it now. In addition to an accidental publish, it's seen an extraordinarily suprizing level of traffic.

I strive for a pretty marginal level of accuracy in ?off, though (because in that location I really truly don't care - my care and concern is minimal), and anyways I don't have the ability to edit posts there. Nonetheless, while I've committed many spelling offences there, I don't agree that I was trying to say railed versus rallied: My point wasn't that I've individually complained about it, but rather that I've perpetually tried to make others aware of the issue -- I've tried to rally people to the cause, so to speak.
Dennis Forbes @ 1/6/2006 7:44:36 PM
At least I didn't pick on your grammer, but I guess it wasn't a spelling error, either. I was just a funny sequence that I noticed the rallied mistake, then a bit later started reading your post and noticed the meet/mete thing, _then_ noticed the post about spelling.

At least you didn't say anything was a mute point.
Ward Bush @ 1/7/2006 12:51:22 AM
>>>> My personal pet peeve is spelling errors that make it into database schemas.

... database schemata ?
Gary @ 1/15/2006 11:00:01 PM
I don't know if Safari counts as a 'major browser' nowadays, but, like in practically all Mac OS X applications, you can enable 'Check spelling as you type' in a <textarea> :-)

More an OS feature than a browser feature, but still :-)
Neil @ 1/18/2006 2:25:06 PM
Misspelling :) is the very known problem. For example: In the ongoing quest to find great deal on eBay or even to find items you can flip, one of the interesting approaches is by looking for misspelled items. One of the most common misspellings was "labtop" for "laptop". This misspelling is so common that some people listing laptops actually use the word "labtop" in their title. Check it out :)). See <a href="http://misspelling.kiev.ua">Misspelling or Bad Spelling</a>
AexChecker @ 4/20/2006 7:49:37 AM

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